Day Sex! errr..... Six!

Day 6!

Today, I decided to see if the warriors were only looking for a nice guy who they could call their own..... or something like that.


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In house date!?

I decided to have a good conversation with the soldiers. Asking them how they were, what they were thinking.









Of course I received no replies. Guess it is because they are in a bottle of glass.













So I instantly decided that my job was to set them free! I held out my hand and called them to me.












And they came!














Assuming they were happy for me to actually reach out for them, I decided to just jump into it and have 'em start what they were here for!

















But low and behold, they seemed to not be in their glass armor! Surely they are just kidding with me. No way they were joining me for 5 days and running away on the 6th.















Despite my desire to have them join me in an honestly jovial way, I soon learned that they were gone. Looking into their armor all that was left was a note:

"Dear Lucas,

We have indeed had problems with you in the recent past. The fighting of bad things in your body, which was our task in life, was also hard. Imagine living in the swampy area near Yoda. Now, imagine that whole swamp as digesting acid..... Yea, not so great. Despite the fact that we were partially successful in taking care of this Grothmoog that you told us about, we decided that we were going to go on vacation for a few weeks. Ya know, we need our lives to be good too! We will continue helping you in every way that we can, but we will not be back until the first week of next month.


Chemo Warriors"




I soon understood that even though the ill feelings of their fights in my stomach were bad, the ill feelings in my heart due to me missing them was worse.












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Please come back soon Chemo Soldiers. I already miss you! I know that your behavior is sometimes mean, but it is needed. I need it to know that you are working. Please come back troops. There was no day 6 of Chemo fights, not yet! The warriors will return soon and we will further our success in defeating the brain monster cancer thing!




Lucas

Day V(for Vendetta)

Day 5!

Well, this is yet another day, a Friday. I was hoping to go out and get some beer this evening but unfortunately, I have other things that need done. Feeling that the Chemo ones are heavily traitorous, I decided to do what they had done the evening before. I am going to hide and perhaps they wont be able to find me.


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Being unsee-able!

Well, at first I tried to simply hide like an ostrich from "Loony Toons" and unfortunately, that is not a great way to hide. Jen let me know and I proceeded elsewhere.








The next idea I had was to hide like the ostriches in "Loony Toons"!












AHHHHH, bad idea. The Chemo house is unsafe and now they will surely defeat me!

















Well, it appears that the Chemo Soldiers have asked me up close to handle our battle against Grothmoog. Well, that should be better than to be jailed in their house. I agreed....










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Battle begins!

Let us make this quick. I am starting to learn their needs for a proper battle, if only they would learn mine.















Well no need to wait and get anxious. Here we go!


















I spoke to Santa, "Please wash down the warriors!" and he did. Thank you Jolly ol one!


















UGGGGGGGG!

















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Well, until the next battle tomorrow I am going to attempt to confuse myself into enjoying what is going on. Perhaps, I can convince them to like me again.



Lucas