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For anyone who happens to take a look at this blog, sorry for being a little off schedule the second time ever. The hospital screwed up and did the wrong blood test so I had to wait a few days to start. This second attempt(In a non fiction manner), is a little tougher. Anyway, Scott, I will be posting what I can as soon as I have time and energy.


Peace out,
Lucas

Funny Fight!

My next stage of a Chemo warrior fight will happening soon. April fools will be the day it starts, should be fun! ...... or not. We will see and I will write.

Well, it has been a week and the warriors have still not returned. Their fight seems to weakened Grothmoog though! My work has been better in the past week. I am able to understand code as well as conversation better than the last few months. I still have a terrible memory, but that is because of some of the medicine. Hopefully I will be on a new anti-seizure soon enough. Anyway, I know that the chemo warriors will be back soon, lets hope that they are kinder!

Day Sex! errr..... Six!

Day 6!

Today, I decided to see if the warriors were only looking for a nice guy who they could call their own..... or something like that.


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In house date!?

I decided to have a good conversation with the soldiers. Asking them how they were, what they were thinking.









Of course I received no replies. Guess it is because they are in a bottle of glass.













So I instantly decided that my job was to set them free! I held out my hand and called them to me.












And they came!














Assuming they were happy for me to actually reach out for them, I decided to just jump into it and have 'em start what they were here for!

















But low and behold, they seemed to not be in their glass armor! Surely they are just kidding with me. No way they were joining me for 5 days and running away on the 6th.















Despite my desire to have them join me in an honestly jovial way, I soon learned that they were gone. Looking into their armor all that was left was a note:

"Dear Lucas,

We have indeed had problems with you in the recent past. The fighting of bad things in your body, which was our task in life, was also hard. Imagine living in the swampy area near Yoda. Now, imagine that whole swamp as digesting acid..... Yea, not so great. Despite the fact that we were partially successful in taking care of this Grothmoog that you told us about, we decided that we were going to go on vacation for a few weeks. Ya know, we need our lives to be good too! We will continue helping you in every way that we can, but we will not be back until the first week of next month.


Chemo Warriors"




I soon understood that even though the ill feelings of their fights in my stomach were bad, the ill feelings in my heart due to me missing them was worse.












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Please come back soon Chemo Soldiers. I already miss you! I know that your behavior is sometimes mean, but it is needed. I need it to know that you are working. Please come back troops. There was no day 6 of Chemo fights, not yet! The warriors will return soon and we will further our success in defeating the brain monster cancer thing!




Lucas

Day V(for Vendetta)

Day 5!

Well, this is yet another day, a Friday. I was hoping to go out and get some beer this evening but unfortunately, I have other things that need done. Feeling that the Chemo ones are heavily traitorous, I decided to do what they had done the evening before. I am going to hide and perhaps they wont be able to find me.


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Being unsee-able!

Well, at first I tried to simply hide like an ostrich from "Loony Toons" and unfortunately, that is not a great way to hide. Jen let me know and I proceeded elsewhere.








The next idea I had was to hide like the ostriches in "Loony Toons"!












AHHHHH, bad idea. The Chemo house is unsafe and now they will surely defeat me!

















Well, it appears that the Chemo Soldiers have asked me up close to handle our battle against Grothmoog. Well, that should be better than to be jailed in their house. I agreed....










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Battle begins!

Let us make this quick. I am starting to learn their needs for a proper battle, if only they would learn mine.















Well no need to wait and get anxious. Here we go!


















I spoke to Santa, "Please wash down the warriors!" and he did. Thank you Jolly ol one!


















UGGGGGGGG!

















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Well, until the next battle tomorrow I am going to attempt to confuse myself into enjoying what is going on. Perhaps, I can convince them to like me again.



Lucas

Carpe Diem IV

Day 4!

Rougher day for sure, had to leave work a bit early because I felt ill. Had to take medicine to fight the damn soldiers and their attack on the stomach. Returned home and could not find the armored ones. Where were they? Perhaps they felt weak and were hiding! Surely that is it, I have overpowered them! Further attacks will not happen. So I must find the devious cowards and take them once again.


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Search for the little ones!

Perhaps they are in their house! Nope...











AHHHH, they must have left the apartment! no..... Hmmm.


















Hehe, they are surely hiding in their baseme...... they don't have a basement....... Odd.

















In the couch, deep below the cushions. A safe place to hide....except from me! Nada... They must have spent the whole day trying to hide since they were scared. Perhaps they found a good place.
















Like being practically out in the open! Just behind the curtains? No, they are as good at hiding as they are at fighting.















They are good at both which means..... they may be preparing to attack me from............
















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An attack!

ARRRRGH!!! They are good! They have over powered me!











Or have they?













Yarrrrrgh, surrender you fools! I have them now, sending them down!












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Betrayed once again.

I know that they have some issues with me as I do with them. I figured that someday I would either overpower them or be an ally. Not today...... Ugggggg








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Tomorrow?

Perhaps I will be able to think of something a bit more plausible tomorrow. Until then I will just have to take the illness like a beast and survive.



Lucas Out!

Day three!

The previous two days have been pretty harsh, could be better! I know they could be better and this evening I intend to figure it out!

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Evil Satan cat and her proof of possessed Chemo Soldiers!

So upon entering the apartment on Wednesday, I was quite scared to see the local cat, performing Satanistic behaviors on the soldiers remaining. I entered to see her with the skull of something tiny, probably of that beast, peacock, thing that tried to teach me proper alliance two days ago. I already felt a little over powered!




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Gay?

Actually I was posing to make make Jennifer want to kill me and ended up looking kinda fruity. Plus, you maybe cannot see it, but the TV happened to have only the word fuck on the screen when I did this. So we will treat it as me failing once again to scare the Chemo soldiers. So sad.... Time to get to full steam!!




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Soapy is your possessor?


I shall free you to make you to make peace! At least with you and I soldiers, I expect you to take out Grothmoog asap... /roar








Unfortunately, the thick glass armor protects their possessed souls from my actions. What to do....










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If I can't bite you out, I'll.. blend you out!

The title of this pic was going to be "Will it blend, that is the question", but I happened to think of a better quote kinda from Braveheart.













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Ladle of fun!

The soup is now ready! In the process of trying to de-armor the soldiers, I must have disabled or at least scared the few that survived. No need to unsatanize now....














Down the hatch!

















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Worse than ever!

Ugggggggggggg!















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It appears that the soldiers have been angered! I must rethink the situation..... Lost will be on tomorrow, I am sure that since their story has an infinite amount of things we don't know, it will be somehow answer my questions.


Peace,
Lucas

p.s. Thanks Jennifer, the pics are good! of course not the fact that I weigh more these days

Chemo Day Duece!

Day two of the Chemo Vs. Cancer war!

It appears that the Chemo was a little rough on everything including it's civilians(me). Nevertheless, the best idea is to learn from the smarter brothers and try to fight with the chemo!

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Katana like I wanna!

The ninja knows much about the proper methods of offense as well as defense! Well, not so much on the defense. This particular ninja claims that the proper way to have the Chemo soldiers treat you well is to let them know that you have both Power as well as the respect that they need.












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The big balls, tiny penis, ok boobs, bear......peacock?

Not sure why I chose this elder to train me properly, but he was available and I should take any help that I can get. This Friend was in almost the opposite league that the ninja was in. He says to be kind to the Chemo soldier, treat them like they are your very powerful boss.... Also, try to let them know that despite the fact that you are a little scared, you still have big enough balls to swallow them for their battle!









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Kendo Master!

The Kendo master tells us to learn with the Chemo, learn about the Chemo by dueling with it in practice! The Chemo will learn that you are powerful and skilled and you learn a bit about the Chemo soldier as well. You learn that their powerful armored glass is quite powerful and it is almost impossible to damage them with your wooden sword.










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The most respected Buddha!

Buddha is the most knowledge filled elder to have lessons from. He is not only powerful but believes that peace is the best way to handle a situation. While he knows that the soldiers are needed, he believes that the peace between me and the Chemo is easy to obtain. Simply treat them like they are better than you and they will treat you like you are better than them! He proposes that I let them know what level I believe the exist on. I will!








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The beginning!

Since, despite the fact that I am a game programmer and must think a lot everyday, my brain makes mistakes more often these days, I decided to use all of the lessons and not the ones I thought the best. I started with the ninja threatening action to scare the Chemo soldiers into submission. Also combining the kendo master lesson on learning about as well as teaching the soldiers in duels.




I let the soldiers know that even though I seemed to be threatening them with my ninja/kendo skills, that I believed them to be at a higher level than I. Wasn't sure how to do that either so I performed what Buddha had done. I probably failed on this one.














So I then did what I learned from the beast, peacock lesson thing. Well I didn't actually learn anything, he was kinda fucked up. I mean he looked like a bear and a peacock, with a tiny cock! So I tried to scare the soldiers again once I called them into duty.













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OOOPS!

After pretty much only threatening the CS thugs, I took them and found that I had made a mistake. I dropped one of the pills that I tried to dump in my mouth. Since the last few months are really the first times I have every really taken pills before, I am having to learn. Didn't realize I had dropped the pill for about 5 minutes, I then saw it on the ground.










I then had to make sure that it was ok still. A broken open chemo pill would be pretty bad.

















Then..... just to make sure that I hadn't made another mistake and dropped this pill before or after getting a full dose set up, I had to search each of the 4 bottles of pills I had in order to count them up and make sure eating this one wouldn't be an overdose.









Whooooooooops! After looking, I realized that the I had dropped a currently needed soldier. Oh, well, they will forgive me.













Or not......

















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Once again, the soldiers are slightly double agents. We will see what I can try tomorrow to scare them into submission.

Peace out,
Lucas


p.s. thanks for taking so many pics Jen

Chemo Start!

Well, here it goes! I found out about 3 months ago that I have a brain tumor and now know what I must do. While not a professional chemotherapist, I figure that this fun event should be pretty easy AND a bit fun! Here we go!

Here I am showing the gentle yet giant pills that will enter my body to fight the dreaded Grothmoog the tumor!





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Aww, these little soldiers look so kind! I cannot wait for them to take me away. They look so cute and innocent, but I know that they are strong and will do what they must!















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SOOOOO excited! I hope you can swim...

















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Pay no attention to my breath! You are strong soldiers and can surely make your way down to the battle ground, the stomach!















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Two thumbs up for those who are on my team!


















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Wait a minute.... Chemo soldiers, you are supposed to support me! Are you rebelling? Uggggg!
















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It appears that while the chemo is on my team, their plans are not so clean. We will see what they have to do. In the mean time, I must learn from the elders in how to support these soldiers correctly!


Luke OUT!