It appears that the Chemo was a little rough on everything including it's civilians(me). Nevertheless, the best idea is to learn from the smarter brothers and try to fight with the chemo!
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Katana like I wanna!The ninja knows much about the proper methods of offense as well as defense! Well, not so much on the defense. This particular ninja claims that the proper way to have the Chemo soldiers treat you well is to let them know that you have both Power as well as the respect that they need.
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The big balls, tiny penis, ok boobs, bear......peacock?Not sure why I chose this elder to train me properly, but he was available and I should take any help that I can get. This Friend was in almost the opposite league that the ninja was in. He says to be kind to the Chemo soldier, treat them like they are your very powerful boss.... Also, try to let them know that despite the fact that you are a little scared, you still have big enough balls to swallow them for their battle!
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Kendo Master!The Kendo master tells us to learn with the Chemo, learn about the Chemo by dueling with it in practice! The Chemo will learn that you are powerful and skilled and you learn a bit about the Chemo soldier as well. You learn that their powerful armored glass is quite powerful and it is almost impossible to damage them with your wooden sword.
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The most respected Buddha!Buddha is the most knowledge filled elder to have lessons from. He is not only powerful but believes that peace is the best way to handle a situation. While he knows that the soldiers are needed, he believes that the peace between me and the Chemo is easy to obtain. Simply treat them like they are better than you and they will treat you like you are better than them! He proposes that I let them know what level I believe the exist on. I will!
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The beginning!Since, despite the fact that I am a game programmer and must think a lot everyday, my brain makes mistakes more often these days, I decided to use all of the lessons and not the ones I thought the best. I started with the ninja threatening action to scare the Chemo soldiers into submission. Also combining the kendo master lesson on learning about as well as teaching the soldiers in duels.
I let the soldiers know that even though I seemed to be threatening them with my ninja/kendo skills, that I believed them to be at a higher level than I. Wasn't sure how to do that either so I performed what Buddha had done. I probably failed on this one.
So I then did what I learned from the beast, peacock lesson thing. Well I didn't actually learn anything, he was kinda fucked up. I mean he looked like a bear and a peacock, with a tiny cock! So I tried to scare the soldiers again once I called them into duty.__________________________________________
OOOPS!After pretty much only threatening the CS thugs, I took them and found that I had made a mistake. I dropped one of the pills that I tried to dump in my mouth. Since the last few months are really the first times I have every really taken pills before, I am having to learn. Didn't realize I had dropped the pill for about 5 minutes, I then saw it on the ground.
I then had to make sure that it was ok still. A broken open chemo pill would be pretty bad.
Then..... just to make sure that I hadn't made another mistake and dropped this pill before or after getting a full dose set up, I had to search each of the 4 bottles of pills I had in order to count them up and make sure eating this one wouldn't be an overdose.
Whooooooooops! After looking, I realized that the I had dropped a currently needed soldier. Oh, well, they will forgive me.
Or not......
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Once again, the soldiers are slightly double agents. We will see what I can try tomorrow to scare them into submission.
Peace out,
Lucas
p.s. thanks for taking so many pics Jen
1 comment:
"When you lose your way, return to the Earth. At the beginning is the answer to the end."
Dude. I must train you in the ways of the Choy Li Fut master, and also the element of surprise, rather than the soldiers' current approach of "attack without mercy."
Then again, nothing is more surprising than the attack without mercy. But also, Banzai charges don't fucking work.
Hmmm. Must meditate on the answer.
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